1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Adrienne F. ******

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue-jean colored

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The whir of computers.  The occasional staccato scream of a child from a therapists waiting room (I'm at work.)

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?  Irrelevant question.  This tells you nothing about me.  I'm choosing to ignore it.

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?  I am currently eating left-over BBQ chicken and cheese potatoes.  Quite tasty.

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Forest Green.

7. WHERE DO YOU PLAN TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? Somewhere with minimal human interaction.  Far from the maddening crowd.

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?  A co-worker.  Hes always bugging me fo shit.

9. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER?  Whether or not they can produce intelligent conversation.  Everything else is secondary.

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?  Yeah, she's a fantastic clamshell alright.  You may call her K'san.

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?  Fine, thanks.  And you?  <= Great response.  How else could you respond to something so basic?

12. FAVORITE DRINK?  Alcoholic?  Amaretto Sour or Gin and Tonic.  Non-Alcoholic would be a smoothie from Jamba Juice.  I just cannot get enough of that place.

13. HOW DO YOU EAT AN OREO?  I haven't had an oreo in years.  Why is this always included in these things?  Why is it such an important measure of personality?  Well, I eat an oreo just like any other cookie--I bite into it, chew and swallow.

14. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?  He's nervous and open-minded, like me!  He's fierce and protective, but soft and cuddly, too.  He's intelligent enough to expound on theology, but goofy enough to make stupid noises for my entertainment. 

15. FAVORITE SPORT: Yeah, right. 

16. HAIR COLOR?  Very dark brown--the color its been since I've had hair.  I'm considering some highlights, though.

17. EYE COLOR?  Swamp green.

18. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No [Shudder].  Only glasses for me.  No touching of the eyeballs, thank you.

19. NUMBER OF SIBLINGS; NAMES AND AGES:  I have one sister named Allison who is 23 years old.  Again, you may call her K'san.  Or, if that's not your style, she'll answer to SharkTooth as well.

20. HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU WANT?  I don't know if I even want any children.

21. FAV. FOOD?  Anything that involves bread or cheese.  Any kind of fruit.

22. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?  Last Saturday, I watched Terminator III with my boyfriend and his brother.  It was ok.  You know what it was all about...no need to elaborate on plot.  Later that evening, we watched 28 Days...Later.  Again, it was ok.  There are much better movies about the evils of men being worse than any unnatural evil.  Rent Apocalypse Now or Lord of the Flies if that theme interests you.  Better yet, read the books. 

23. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?  Holiday: Thanksgiving.  Regular ole day:  the days after midterms and finals.

24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?  Definitely not.  Most of dates/relationships have been the result of me making the first move.  Wish I could take those moves back, though. 

25. DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY?  I prefer scary movies, if they are scary in a psychological thriller way.  I'll pass on the blood and gore.  What counts as a happy movie?  As in, The Wedding Planner type of happy?  I'll pass on that, too.

26. SUMMER OR WINTER?  Since I have no air-conditioning in my car, I'm going to go with winter right now.

27. HUGS OR KISSES?  Depends on who they come from.

28. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?  Relationships.  No sex with strangers for me.

29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  Vanilla lotion, shakes, ice cream, body splash.  Vanilla anything.

30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?  I don't want to pressure my friends.  They can write back if they want to. 

31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  I don't know.  It doesn't matter. 

32. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  Damn it, quit bothering me with this!  I said it doesn't matter!

33. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?  Heh.  I can't remember the author right now, because I just started on it, but it's a book on gender and power.  Should be excellent.   

34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  The Fusion logo.

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  I don't know what its called, but Carlos has a game I like to play...it involves a platform with little plastic pieces suspended, and small hammers.  I dont really know the rules; I just like to beat those little pieces with the tiny hammer.  Sophisticated, huh?

36. FAVORITE SMELL?  I have so very many.  Lots of perfumes, lotions, etc.  Fresh fruits (like nectarines) and vegetables (tomatoes) smell good, too.

37. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?  Farts, poop, halitosis, sour kraut. 

38. FAVORITE SOUND?  I second a kitty purring.  The tiny tinkling music from my cell phone is cute, too.

39. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  Disappointing someone.

40. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?  [Whine] Is it 7:00 already?  I'm so tired.  I wonder if I could call in to work today...no, no I cant.

41. FAVORITE MOVIE?  The Piano, or Blue Velvet.  Generally, the freakier, the better.

42. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  Nothing.  Carlos doesn't like anything under the bed (he doesnt want monsters being able to hide behind boxes under the bed.)

43. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  3, or 7.

44. ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?  Allison plays a mean turtle whistle.

45. WHAT CD (OR TAPE) DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR STEREO?  In my car?  Tool, Lateralus.  I never get tired of it. 

46. FAVORITE TV SHOWS?  Don't have any.  Maybe Jeff Corwin, or the crazy croc hunter.  So entertaining.

47. WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON RIGHT NOW?  Yeah right.  Maybe when I was 14.

48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?  Burnt orange, speckled with sun corrosion spots.  Trade ya!

49. DO YOU EAT RAMEN NOODLES WITH A FORK OR A SPOON?  Fork--just the noods, folks.  I've no use for the liquid salt.